WHAT THE FUCK
SOMEONE CAME UP FOR THE IDEA OF THIS.
SOMEONE WROTE A SCRIPT FOR THIS.
SOMEONE UTTERED THESE WORDS INTO A MICROPHONE.
SOMEONE ANIMATED THIS.
SOMEONE GREENLIGHTED THIS.
SOMEONE DIRECTED THIS.
SOMEONE PRODUCED THIS.
DID NOT ONE PERSON EVER STOP TO THINK THAT MAYBE THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA?
A bee might be a pretty good lover for a woman, really. Bees can vibrate their bodies. But if I were a woman, I wouldn’t fuck a bee that sounded like Jerry Seinfeld. That’s just a personal standard of mine.
It was written by Jerry Seinfeld, I think?
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
Swole Patrol PD
http://ugandaofficial.tumblr.com/ for more humor and fun shit like that
I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out. On tumblr, people would be like, “yeah man me too.” Then post a gif from supernatural.
How Spaghetti is Made. Fascinating isn’t it?
girl drop it to the floor
I have deep concerns for the human race
Maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws.